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Join us in our online vurtual world where more alpha than alpha ville is our motto. (Unlike other worlds this one is not sponsored by any large brainwashing corporation. If you are a large brainwashing corporation please contact us for an exciting business opportunity.)

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Wednesday 10th of February 2010 03:49:13 AM
GIMME YUR SOULS!!! HAHA! >->
Monday 08th of February 2010 02:37:23 AM
This game is awesome. XANA rocks! girls rule!
Monday 04th of January 2010 08:28:04 AM
I miss Wetgenes :<
Friday 30th of October 2009 02:42:13 AM
:I
Thursday 15th of October 2009 06:05:00 PM
lol i remember this :P i forgot how to make my own avatar. i do remember it had to do something with giveing your soul to XIX if thats how things still are. by the way this game will kill your laptops and guard them from entering because your gay :D
Sunday 20th of September 2009 06:10:02 PM
if it isn't the server dead, then your internet probably hiccuped.

just have to keep refreshing until the internet lets you in.

i'm in ville right now and it seems to be working fine.
Saturday 19th of September 2009 03:47:07 AM
hey kite is a fat ass bitch who loves the cawx and has sex with woman bigger then a fucking rail car you worthless slob
Saturday 15th of August 2009 03:23:54 PM
where kolumbo i want balloons
Wednesday 29th of July 2009 04:29:25 PM
I wouldn't do it because of your name.. but I would do it.
Sunday 26th of July 2009 08:18:13 PM
some people ban me cuz of mah name if u want to gag,ban or disvowel me pwease don't just beacus of mah name
Sunday 26th of July 2009 04:47:19 AM
I was banned because someone gagged me, and I freaked because I thought my keyboard was broken, I typed in maybe 4 or 5 things (not that fast either) and then I got banned, what the hell?

Now I get banned again, FOR NO REASON! WetWashed just keeps banning me =/
Thursday 23rd of July 2009 08:54:42 PM
Kolumbo should be in public at all times, methinks. This way anyone can access him. Getting the balloons needed to grow certain things takes long enough without having to find that freaky d00d.
It's not meant to be single player, so it will get too hard after a few levels, two people can get pretty far but not all the way.

Soon you will be able to grow weapons and bring them in, which might make it just about possible to beat with a team of 2 but I doubt it will ever be possible single player.

Still I could be wrong. :)
Sunday 12th of July 2009 02:15:45 PM
Balloon farming: deforesting jungles for balloon agriculture since the invention of balloons.

Oh, so we have to manually search for kolumbo in ville. And sometimes it's simply impossible to reach kolumbo. Very cute, XIX.
Thursday 09th of July 2009 05:35:45 PM
Lana has sex with his/her father and is pregnant with his/her son/brother, Also, wetville doesn't seem to be working right on my mac laptop... I can't even get to the loading screen...
Monday 22nd of June 2009 11:49:05 AM
if only pingas
Friday 08th of May 2009 02:06:20 AM
Why isnt it fucken workin fer mah laptop
Friday 24th of April 2009 09:20:27 PM
do you have to put letters in order to grow a balloon
yes.

for more info:

type reg rtfm (or noir rtfm, jeeves rtfm, ygor rtfm etc.)

or go to:

http://help.wetgenes.com/-/Main/BalloonRecipes

or

http://help.wetgenes.com/-/Main/BalloonGrowing

if you are still unclear about balloon businesses, ask lunboks.
Saturday 28th of March 2009 09:10:20 AM
How can you increase the Full of a balloon? The Ripe is how long it will be until it is finished growing, but how do I influence how Full it is going to be?

Also, when you examine your pot, what do the values in the "soil(0:0:0:X:0)" mean? The X there is the amount of water in the pot, I've figured that out. But what about the others?

re: XIX

I think I just might be an idiot, I've gotten in nail down I think. Some more consice documentation could be helpful though.

Still would like an answer about the soil() bit though.
I am in a quandary.

Should I explain how balloons grow now?

Or recode how balloons grow?

?

Thursday 19th of March 2009 09:32:32 PM
zeegrind killed my fishy balloon
and regrowing it didnt help much:(
did you remember to water it?

i hear the zombies like the smell of fishy.
Monday 16th of March 2009 09:41:30 PM
Wow, fuck that. I hope Lana get's her ass killed, I can't go in ANYWHERE, because of her. Lana your a little 14 year old bitch. Faggot
Sunday 15th of March 2009 11:36:57 PM
XIX made zeegrind impossible, 2 people cant beat level 2 where as it used to be 3 people could beat the game.

DAMN YOU XIX
Saturday 21st of February 2009 03:02:54 PM
I can't even freakin play. When I log in or when I try the guest it says Waiting on the black screen but nothing ever happens. I have refreshed it and tried again, I have waited for a day, but nothing. MAybe it's cause I am on a Mac. This game looks pretty cool, IF I COULD PLAY IT!!!!!!!!
yea, sorry about that.

the server died at that very moment. you were just lucky, or unlucky depends on how you view the glass.

nothing to do with being on a mac, altho you might not be able to play it if you have an adblocker or without the flash plugin regardless of your operating system.

server is up now and all seems well.
Wednesday 04th of February 2009 12:32:05 AM
WHY ARE THE MIDGETS SO EVIL?
Tuesday 03rd of February 2009 02:52:30 AM
Ok, here's an idea for a new Wetville game: Bot Football

Basically, the purpose is to carry the bot from one side of the field to the other, say jeeves in public.corridor or something.

IMO the best 'football' is Reg though.
Thursday 06th of November 2008 07:29:16 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KKvGpp7Tb5E
how to grow stuff

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6phwe54RN4g
hallooweeeen


Ville now really exists, in the comment universe.

So please enjoy this virtual firtual world.

if you would like to link to a specific room, for example public.tv then you may use a link like the one below.

http://ville.wetgenes.com/#public.tv


Any previous comments whilst it was in even more alpha the alpha status have been lost.

Please remain calm.

The comment police have been called and everything will be alright.

Friday 24th of October 2008 11:35:33 PM
I like it is cool
Sunday 19th of October 2008 05:48:58 PM
This is actually the best game so far keep em coming
Thursday 16th of October 2008 10:54:41 AM
Good job XIX and Shi you've managed to make another AWSOME game! But public wolf needs more objects in it like public has!
Thursday 16th of October 2008 08:46:58 AM
wow. a new game! but it could be multiplayer and very virtual
Wednesday 15th of October 2008 10:39:31 AM
You cant rely on the comment police these days. They all got lazy :D